Where's His Willy:
Ask your guests to draw an outline of a man. They must then hold the paper on their forehead and draw his willy where they think it should be. The closest or funniest wins!
Have You Ever?:
Has to be played with a fairly outrageous crowd. Stand up and ask… Have you ever…. If they admit it, and say ‘I have’ give them a card (male nude playing cards).
The lady with the most cards wins… and is the Floozie of the Night!!!
1.Gone out without knickers on.
2.Done it in your Mum and Dads bed.
3.Put a condom on a man … with your mouth
4.Faked an orgasm
5.Owned a pair of crutchless knickers
6.Had sex in the last 48 hours
7.Shaved down there
8.Done a strip-tease
9.Gone topless on holiday
10.Shagged a man, before knowing his name
11.Had a threesome (men or women, or both!)
12.Been caught out having sex
13.Used a camcorder or camera during sex
14.Been tied up
15.Used a vibrator
16.Are you buying a vibrator tonight
17.Lied to your man about how many men you had!
18.Given a blow job in a moving car
19.Had it up the bum
20.Swallowed… more than once!
Get everybody to draw a grid and write 6 numbers between 1 and 30 Then draw a rude female body part (boobs etc). Then write a phrase that they may say whilst having sex (is it in yet? Harder baby etc) Get them to swap papers
Then tell the girls when they get a number they must cross it off, stand up, rub the body part and say the phrase on the paper. When they have only one number left they must do all the above and then say “I’m Coming” and when they have a full house they have to say “I’ve come!” and fake an orgasm!
Pass The Parcel:
Before the party make up a pass the parcel with a main prize. Wrap in layers or wrapping paper or newspaper and in between every couple of layers put in a slip or paper with either a forfeit or book a party written on it or a mini prize like a lollypop or lube sachet.
You can either use music to play the game or a dice. With music start it off by giving the parcel to the hostess then begin the music when you stop the music the person holding the parcel unwraps a layer continue until the main prize in the parcel is won. If you are using a dice get the hostess to start off the game by rolling the dice and passing the parcel to that person. E.g. Dice displays 4, the hostess passes the parcel to the 4 person along from her. You will have great fun dishing out the forfeits or even better get the person next to them to choose a forfeits for their friend!
You will need:
* Squirty cream
* Paper plates
Place 6-8 malteasers on each paper plate and cover in squirty cream.
Ask your guest to pair up and decide who is going to be the muff and who will be the diver and get the muff to sit on a seat and the diver to kneel in front of her. Give each pair a plate with cream and malteasers on and count to 3. They have to eat everything off of the plate as quick as they can only using their mouth no hands allowed! The person than finishes the quickest is your winner.
You will need:
* 2 blindfolds
* tube of smarties or milky way magic stars
Ask for 4 ladies to volunteer and get them into pairs. Blindfold 1 lady from each pair and get the other 2 ladies to lie down on the floor. Ask 2 other guests to help position the smarties on the bodies on the ladies lying down, 8 smarties each should be fine. Then gently get the blindfolded ladies to kneel next to their partner who is lying down. Count to 3 and the blindfolded ladies have to find the smarties on their partners bodies as quickly as they can using only their mouth! Other guests can help direct them but only by words. Your winner is the lady that finds them the fastest.
Call out a letter, and the Guests have to shout out either : Parts of the body, Things you can do with a willy or Things you can call a man in an argument etc.
The winner is the quickest Guest to suck off all the chocolate on a Cadbury's finger or alternatively Chocolate hob nobs - The winner is the Guest to bite the best willy shape into the biscuit!
Always a good game to play mid party once the guests have had a few to drink. It's very quick and simple to play. Tell the guests that they have to remove their bra without removing their top and swing their bra round their head. The quickest guest wins!
Yes or No Circle:
Get everyone sitting round in a circle and ask questions. If you answer yes to a question you move one seat to the right, if you answer no you stay where you were. Ask questions like have you had a threesome, used a sex toy, snogged a married man etc etc. You will end up with several people sat on other people's laps and lots of giggling and shocked looks at other people's answers.
The best fake orgasm.
Vibrator relay is a good team game. Split into several teams and complete a course with a vibrator between your legs and passing it to the next person in your team without dropping it.